gifts to bury yourself in: global warming edition!

Hey Haven Seekers, what do you get for the friend who has everything, in light of the end of the world? Global Warming Edition!

Alexander McQueen galoshes for starters! Expect a combination of heavy rains and rising sea levels but these babies will keep his feet more than just dry.

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Don't be such a whiny priss, ladies. The City Slipper by Swims give you a lift in waterproof footware. $95.

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Go bags. You never know when some sort of climate related disaster or shortage situation is going to get out of hand. Don’t take chances and wind up fleeing with some vinyl grocery bag. Look at styles with a cross body strap to keep your hands free.

This rubber coated gem by Marc by Marc Jacobs is just $108 at Barney’s

And this fold up Mulberry bag is $420 at Net-A-Porter. Comes with a small zippered pouch to stash your valuables away from the grasping hands of other climate refugees.

A few more suggestions:



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Mosquito nets. With rising temps, these guys are going to be breeding like a Park Slope co-op building, am I right?

Snow Angel heated parka, under $20! Don’t forget your little friends in regions where snow will be on the rise. Add some extra batteries to your go bag for this one.

Remember it’s not all bad! Try this Hermes Leica M7 in a snappy orange and take some shots to remember it all by. Around $14,000.

Evil hot days and unpredictable weather patterns are no reason to give bad presents. It's never too late for fashion!

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Besos! -Skyler

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